gotta remember this one for the infamous finished book/...:
Vegetarian:What do you do?
Cannibal:I eat people.
Vegetarian: Are you a vampire?
Vegetarian:And your coming out of the....coffin?
Vegetarian: So what will you tell people when they ask?
Cannibal: I'll call myself humanitarian just to keep it classy.
thanks Petra for your fabulous words