"Vegetarian is just another old Indian word for Bad Hunter."
'Scuse me, Sir? Hi... (friendliest smile) My name's Jessica and I'm a vegetarian. (smile) Ya... um... I just read the back of your shirt and it's actually funny (slight conversational laughter), but i gotta say, I'm also slighly offended. I don't know what your views are on anything, but maybe try to give vegetarians a bit more thought? (sweet smile) Ok, well... have a goodnight! (turn around and walk outside)